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Tagged #xmen #x-men #xmen dofp #x-men: days of future past #magneto #professor x #charles xavier #james mcavoy #michael fassbender #sir ian mckellen #sir patrick stewart Posted 21 hours ago by coexistwithmutants
black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment
Captain America’s black now? And Thor’s a woman??? What next Marvel??? A female hawkeye??? And afro Latino spider-man??? A female clone of wolverine???
top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over
On the set of Avengers 2, you hear a shouting in the distance. The cast pauses, wondering what’s going on, and why set security hasn’t stopped this disturbance. It’s only then that they see what’s happening; Anthony Mackie has arrived on set bellowing “CAPTAIN AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” as he runs past Chris Evans, completely nude, and steals the shield never to be seen again that day.