One Mutant "Artist / Comedian" (matter manipulator w/ omega level sarcasm) I create lots of Original content.
*All The Fandoms. All the funnies. All the things! (*not actually ALL the Fandoms)
my anaconda don’t want none unless you love and respect clint barton as a useful, valuable member of the avengers
Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should
Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
I FUCKING SANG IT
things that are extremely difficult for me
- making phone calls
- talking to people
- asking employees questions at stores
- making appointments
That awkward moment when you’re riding in the car with your dad and Katy Perry comes on and he starts singing “And you’re gonna hear me R O A R”
And you’re just over here wishing you were listening to Kansas. #inverted-generation-gap
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?